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Detective Chuck Investigates an Obvious Self-Decapitation

June 17, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Chuck softly kicked the severed head lying on the concrete parking lot floor, watching as it rolled a few inches before coming to a stop beside a small piece of […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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Dave Has An Awkward Conversation With His Eighteen-Year-Old Daughter

June 12, 2015by Zach 6 Comments

Dave twisted the edge of the beige kitchen tablecloth between his pointer finger and thumb, exhaling slowly. He’d been dreading this day for a long time, dreading the mere thought […]

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Comedy, Fiction
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The Legend of Sir Hero McBraveBattle and his Mentally Handicapped Donkey

June 2, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

The princess stared down from atop her prison tower, squinting slightly in an attempt to identify the man ten stories below. He seemed to be seated upon some sort of mentally […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

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