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Medically Induced Swole Shame [TRIGGER WARNING]

April 18, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

I was swole shamed by a doctor this week, mocked and humiliated by him in front of my peers, simply because of his hatred for mid-bulk, able-bodied people like myself. […]

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Swole Shamed by the Police [TRIGGER WARNING]

April 9, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

I’ve heard people claim that prejudice is dead, replaced in the modern era with acceptance and equality. I’ve heard it said that racism, bigotry, and body-shaming were a thing of the past. Call […]

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