Sarah Unintentionally Stabs Herself Multiple Times Over Several Minutes
She sat in the Starbucks cafe, sipping her coffee and staring out of the window. The blood stained knife lay next to her handbag, covered with her blue silk scarf. […]
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Chuck Encounters a Malfunctioning Tree
Chuck studied the pine tree towering up toward the crisscrossed powerlines overhead. He never did consider himself an expert in trees—an arborist, as he thought one might be called—but this […]
Chuck Inadvertently Uses Nutella to Bring About Armageddon
Chuck stared up at the dark circle in the sky that appeared to be spiraling toward him, several more specs of metallic darkness surrounding it and polka-dotting the otherwise clear, […]
Carl has an Unfortunate Conversation with his Cat
“Here kitty, kitty, kitty,” Carl shouted from the front door of his house, a white plastic bag hanging from his closed hand. He’d made another impulse purchase, this time at […]
Globflorb and the Super Mario-Themed Invasion Simulation
“I think I see where we went wrong,” Globflorb said, wiggling his tentacle at the monitor. “Right here, we should have put some sort of box or something there.” The […]
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