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A novel-length book I am working on, which will be completed at some time in the future maybe.

I’m Not Very Good At This: Chapter 2

September 30, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

This is the second chapter of a novel-length story I am working on. I’ve barely edited it once and is therefore incredibly rough. Chapter 1, which is even rougher, is here. […]

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Comedy, Fiction, I'm Not Very Good At This
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I’m Not Very Good At This: Chapter 1

June 3, 2014by Zach 9 Comments

(This is the first chapter to a novel-length story I’m working on. Title is very tentative, as is this chapter. And I need to make a real picture, rather than some random […]

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