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Adventures featuring everybody’s favorite 44th President of the United States of America. These are 99% true, 1% completely and utterly false.

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Obama Adventures: Obama Gives a Drunken Speech to a Bunch of Children

October 17, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

“The thing most people don’t know about me,” Obama said, “is that I slept my way to the top.” He glanced over at Hillary and winked. “I’m not so sure […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Obama Adventures, Short Story
Obama Mole Zach Diamond

Obama is Absolutely Not a Mole Person

October 7, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Obama gently placed both palms flat on the podium, his eyes locked on the massive, black camera ahead of him. A faint reflection of a gray-haired man stared back at […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Obama Adventures

Obama Adventures: Obama Grows a Convincing Beard

September 23, 2014by Zach 5 Comments

“You like it, right?” Obama said, winking at Putin as un-sexually as possible. He didn’t want Putin to think he was coming on to him, especially considering they were meeting in […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story, Obama Adventures

Vegetable Folk Declare War on Vegetarians

September 16, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Carrot turned and stared at the monitor. A tall, brunette human with a massive head smiled back from behind the screen, a bowl of his cousin diced up just beneath […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Obama Adventures, Short Story
Obama Adventures Zach Diamond

Obama Adventures: The United States Transforms Into a Jet

June 13, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

“Mr. Obama!” shouted Hilary, kicking in the door to the Oval Office. “Don’t touch that fucking shit-cunt of a button!” “Why not, Clinton?” Obama said, tenderly rubbing the button as […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Obama Adventures, Short Story
Obama Letter Zach Diamond

An Actual Letter from Former President Barack Obama to His Replacement

May 6, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Hey Dogg, It’s President Obama. Well, former-President Obama. What’s good? Don’t bother responding to that, this is an email and I won’t be able to hear what you said. I […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedy, Obama Adventures

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