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Haunted School Zach Diamond

Mark the Janitor Is Pretty Sure the Building Isn’t Trying to Kill Him

May 12, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Mark stared at the forest green chalkboard, the lettering scribbled across it in a white, dusty writing. While it wasn’t exactly abnormal for him to find rooms still stained with […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

There’s Something Behind the Glass

March 17, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Today I would like to write a brief, but slightly more unique, review of Diabolic Game’s latest release, Behind the Glass. Right off the bat, I have to say that […]

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Fiction, Horror, Short Story
Zombie Dave

Dave Unintentionally Eats a Former Coworker

February 27, 2015by Zach 3 Comments

Dave sighed, or at least attempted to sigh. In his mind, that was exactly what he’d done: exhaled heavily, air forcing out of his mouth while his body hunched over […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Horror, Short Story
Window Zach Diamond

The Man Outside Her Perfect Window

October 24, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Caroline. I learned her name through the phonebook, my shaking fingers carefully caressing its pages as I searched for the address I’d seen her at so many times. 43 Mako […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Longer Story
Chuck Neighbor Zach Diamond

Chuck Saves His Real-Life Sitcom from Cancellation

August 26, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Chuck wiped the back of his hand across her mouth. They didn’t even realize how close they were to the end, how little time they had left. The executives would […]

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Chuck Tales, Fiction, Horror, Short Story
Chuck Zombie Zach Diamond

Chuck Stumbles upon a Severed Head

August 5, 2014by Zach 9 Comments

Chuck glanced down at the severed head in his palm, its eyes staring blankly up at the perpetually dark sky above. It wasn’t as heavy as he thought it would be. Maybe […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Horror
Singles Zach Diamond

Sarah Gets Sent to a Work Camp for Singles

July 19, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Sarah rolled over onto her back, the hardened cot pressing a foreign feeling into her spine. She’d been awake all night, eyes locked blankly on the darkened ceiling overhead, staring […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Horror, Short Story
Zach Diamond Fedora Friendzone

Casper, the Friend Zoned Ghost

April 4, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

It had been four weeks since she’d bought the house, four weeks since she last spoke to the Realtor, four weeks since she’d even stepped foot inside. It had taken […]

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Fiction, Horror, Longer Story
Zach Diamond Shelter

A Shelter from Sanctuary

April 1, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“You’re going to sit over here with Julie and watch.” “Yes, sir,” Fred said, slowly lowering himself onto the maroon-stained seat beside him, a hooded man grabbing at his wrists. […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story
Simple Request Zach Diamond

A Simple Request from a Dying Man Who Really Hasn’t Asked for Much

March 8, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

I don’t ask for much. I really don’t. Yes, I once requested that a live, man-sized catfish be caught and butchered for my pleasure whilst seated in a land-locked vegan […]

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Comedic Essay, Horror

Nice Guy Harvey Dates The Last Woman On Earth

February 27, 2014by Zach 4 Comments

Harvey smiled as he pulled open the car’s passenger door. He took a small step back and stretched out his arm. Molly turned her head to the right slightly and […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Horror
Zach Diamond - Chuck's Promotion

Chuck Gets a Promotion at his Desk Job in Hell

January 30, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Writing Prompt: You’ve spent an eternity in Hell, and now you’re getting a promotion.  Chuck stared at the hands of his watch. He’d been wearing an analog watch for millennia at this […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

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