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Chuck Encounters a Malfunctioning Tree

December 11, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Chuck studied the pine tree towering up toward the crisscrossed powerlines overhead. He never did consider himself an expert in trees—an arborist, as he thought one might be called—but this […]

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