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Dora Zach Diamond

Dora the Explorer Confronts the Mexican Cartel

April 21, 2015by Zach 6 Comments

Dora stared down at the heavily armed guard patrolling the exterior of the compound, the majority of his tanned face concealed under a black hat. He looked to be some […]

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"Children's" Story, Comedy, Short Story
Randy Rhino Zach Diamond

Randy the Rhino Has a Terrible Day

March 5, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Randy the Rhino rose from his bed and looked out at the day. It seemed it was Monday and that wasn’t okay! He couldn’t stay home and play as he […]

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"Children's" Story, Fiction

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