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Aphrodite Zach Diamond

Summer’s Cypris

February 25, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Sun shimmered golden-crest hair cascading like water down an endless crystal brook; twisting, contorting, tracing the divine curves of Aphrodite like a sculptor forging alabaster beauty and life: Every step […]

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Poetry
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A Bath with Bourbon

July 14, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

A smile escapes from her lips, slithering across her face like a red bourbon river. Her hands quiver with the excruciating pleasure of “I shouldn’t do this,” leaving behind his pleading whispers of “please don’t […]

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Depressing, Poetry

Samuel

July 14, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

I remember, when I was young, holding a beer to my lips and tasting the bitter, bubbly glass. It was cold and hurt my teeth. Sam Adams, my father told […]

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Zach Diamond, Bullet in Glass

Stage One, IV.

July 13, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

They say the dead can’t walk, but I’m watching you move right now. I’m watching as the bump on your head spreads from your frontal lobe, down your spinal cord, […]

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Depressing, Poetry
Plastic Blue Flower

Sestina: The Plastic Flower

April 19, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

Ending words – A: Plastic B: Cloth C: Blue D: Eternity E: Alone F: Memory. Form – abcdef, faebdc, cfdabe, ecbfad, deacfb, bdfeca, be/dc/fa (with each letter corresponding to the word ending […]

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Poetry

An Evening Shopping

April 11, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

I went to the supermarket yesterday to buy some chicken. It was cold in the frozen food aisle, so I asked the man next to me for his jacket. He […]

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Poetry

Untitled

April 2, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

(Warning: Shitty, unfinished surrealism ahead.) I had to stop at 7-Eleven to get a drink, so I pulled over and parked outside. The lime green light of the sign flickered […]

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Poetry
APC

3:25 AM

April 2, 2011by Zach 1 Comment

(Warning: Surrealism ahead.) It’s 3:24 AM and the sun has long since set. I’m tired and I want to go to sleep, but there’s a riot outside. People are throwing […]

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Depressing, Poetry
Clementine

Clementine

March 4, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

I had an orange yesterday—or at least I think it was an orange. When I peeled it, it was green, which isn’t orange, but I still think it was an […]

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Depressing, Poetry
Apple Juice Alcohol

I may well be an alcoholic. *Revised version has been published

February 14, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

Poetic, edited version: I may well be an alcoholic. How do you know if you’re an alcoholic? Do your friends tell you? Do you stop having friends? Do you just […]

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Comedy, Poetry

Friday, 2:00 A.M.

February 14, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

Last call echoes through the air, a parade empties into the street. First passes a marching band, walking in step through the February air, humming and clanking glass bottles in […]

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