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Zach Diamond Shelter

A Shelter from Sanctuary

April 1, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“You’re going to sit over here with Julie and watch.” “Yes, sir,” Fred said, slowly lowering himself onto the maroon-stained seat beside him, a hooded man grabbing at his wrists. […]

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