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David Introduces His Orthodox Mother to His Mallard-Lover

February 24, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Writing Prompt: A man (or woman) falls hopelessly in love with a duck, but his/her family refuses to accept their romance. // David stared down at the table. It had […]

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