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Summer’s Cypris

February 25, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Sun shimmered golden-crest hair cascading like water down an endless crystal brook; twisting, contorting, tracing the divine curves of Aphrodite like a sculptor forging alabaster beauty and life: Every step […]

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