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Gladiators and Dragons: Oh Crap, Whoops.

March 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Leor paused, his sword raised over his head. Sweat-soaked hair dipped slightly into his vision, inadvertently blocking the blinding glare of the sun. The gladiator lay flat on the ground, […]

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