Words. On the Internet.

And perhaps some punctuation?

Main Menu

Skip to content
  • About

Tag Archives: Writing Prompts

Zach Diamond Shelter

A Shelter from Sanctuary

April 1, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“You’re going to sit over here with Julie and watch.” “Yes, sir,” Fred said, slowly lowering himself onto the maroon-stained seat beside him, a hooded man grabbing at his wrists. […]

Read Article →
Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

The Flippers and Fur of Beauty Incarnate

March 19, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

The moment I saw her was the moment I knew my life would never be the same. The way her hair gently bounced with each step; the way her eyes […]

Read Article →
Comedic Essay

Post navigation

← Previous 1 2 3

All Posts

Yesterday’s Most Read

  • The Man Outside Her Perfect Window
    The Man Outside Her Perfect Window
  • Howard, American Hero vs. Illegal Aliens
    Howard, American Hero vs. Illegal Aliens
  • A Perfectly Good Reason for Kidnapping a Princess
    A Perfectly Good Reason for Kidnapping a Princess
  • Morpheus Accidentally Offers Neo Too Many Pills
    Morpheus Accidentally Offers Neo Too Many Pills

Posts by Genre

  • "Children's" Story (2)
  • "Non-fiction" (18)
  • Chuck Tales (45)
  • Comedic Essay (15)
  • Comedy (119)
  • Depressing (13)
  • Fiction (116)
  • Horror (12)
  • I'm Not Very Good At This (2)
  • Longer Story (19)
  • NSFW (1)
  • Obama Adventures (6)
  • Poetry (11)
  • Short Story (92)
  • Swole Acceptance (2)
  • Uncategorized (5)

Click below to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email.
(My mother assures me that subscribing was the fourth best thing she's done this week.)

Join 609 other subscribers

Well, what is this?

This is Words on the Internet, the only website recognized by both Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton as "good, old-fashioned family fun that won't spoil if left out of the refrigerator for too long." Although neither person has ever actually been quoted as saying that, nor does it make any sense, I can assure you that they probably would say exactly that given the opportunity. Maybe.

Every Tuesday and Friday, I write and post a short comedic story here. Sometimes they may even be funny. Whatever the case, I welcome you to subscribe, read, and comment as you’d like.

Please note: Nothing written on this website is to be taken seriously. Except that. And this. Not this, though.

Congrats, you're visitor number:

  • 92,364 (You don't win anything.)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 609 other subscribers

Hello.

Oh, hey. I didn’t see you there.

Follow Words. On the Internet. on WordPress.com
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Words. On the Internet.
    • Join 609 other subscribers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Words. On the Internet.
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...