The Mysterious, Pink “Kill Yourself” in the Night
Chuck stared at the sign on the building, the words “Kill Yourself” back-lit atop pink, glittery letters. He hadn’t seen the color pink in decades—or any color, for that matter. […]
Category Archives: Chuck Tales
Chuck Tales is a series of stories involving Chuck, a frequently ignorant, racist, and misogynistic character. It might always be the same Chuck in different stages of his life, but I won’t say (because I don’t know).
Chuck Grylls: Office Survivalist and Potential Murderer
Chuck pulled at the tie around his neck, the loop tightening under his chin, his eyes staring into the hazy, rectangular mirror above the sink. He looked good, rather more […]
Dating Advice: Mysterious Chuck’s Unisex Book of Dating and Pickup Artistry
Mysterious Chuck’s Unisex Book of Dating and Pickup Artistry Chuck’s here to revive your dying dating life! Let’s face it: When it comes to relationships, you’re trash. You’re better off […]
Chuck Grylls: Sassy Survivalist
Chuck knelt down, eyes fixed forward. The forest ahead was incredibly thick, allowing him vision of no more than a few feet, let alone the few miles he assumed he […]
Chuck Gets a Promotion at his Desk Job in Hell
Writing Prompt: You’ve spent an eternity in Hell, and now you’re getting a promotion. Chuck stared at the hands of his watch. He’d been wearing an analog watch for millennia at this […]
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