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50 Hues of Silver: Chapter 8

July 25, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

Mona woke with a startle, blinking as her eyes slowly began to focus. She stared up at her ceiling and watched as the wooden fan spun, gently tussling her sweat-soaked […]

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50 Hues of Silver: Chapter 7

July 23, 2012by Zach 5 Comments

Mona Vee sighed and glanced at the floor, contemplating what was quickly becoming her future. Of course she saw Edwardo Peen in it, but the way he treated her left […]

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