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Zach Diamond Historical

Historical Bang Bus: A Natural Selection

May 23, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Chaz glanced out the window of the bus as it slowly crept down the street. None of the people were right, they were all too stained. He wanted someone innocent, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story, NSFW
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Under the Influence

April 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

He held the phone in his hand, weightless yet inconceivably heavy at the same time. He could feel it tremble against his skull, quivering as he crushed the receiver against […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Short Story

Medically Induced Swole Shame [TRIGGER WARNING]

April 18, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

I was swole shamed by a doctor this week, mocked and humiliated by him in front of my peers, simply because of his hatred for mid-bulk, able-bodied people like myself. […]

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Comedy, Swole Acceptance
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Dave Learns the NBA Does Not Support the Throwing of Babies

April 16, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“No, you can’t do that anymore,” Andrew said, left hand on his hip, right pointer finger raised and shaking back and forth. He was the sassiest ginger kid Dave had […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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Casper, the Friend Zoned Ghost

April 4, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

It had been four weeks since she’d bought the house, four weeks since she last spoke to the Realtor, four weeks since she’d even stepped foot inside. It had taken […]

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Fiction, Horror, Longer Story

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