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Infectious Zach Diamond

The Seven Habits of Highly Infected People

February 13, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

So you’ve gotten yourself a highly infectious, and potentially deadly, disease. Fantastic! That means you’re well on your way to living a life of luxury, celebrity, and quarantine, right? Not […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedic Essay
Luck Zach Diamond

The Flawless, Perfect Burden of the Luckiest Man Alive

May 13, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Chuck slid off the side of his bed so that his feet rested against the floor, then lowered his head into his upturned palms. It was another Saturday, another meaningless […]

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Chuck Tales, Depressing, Fiction, Short Story
Phone Zach Diamond

Under the Influence

April 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

He held the phone in his hand, weightless yet inconceivably heavy at the same time. He could feel it tremble against his skull, quivering as he crushed the receiver against […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Short Story

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