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Why sex with a porcupine is a terrible decision.

January 16, 2010by Zach Leave a comment

The porcupine is an interesting rodent. It’s one of the most fashion savvy (as seen through its intricate coat of quills) and in-your-face. Just try to tell a porcupine how […]

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