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Zach Diamond Swole Shaming

Swole Shamed by the Police [TRIGGER WARNING]

April 9, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

I’ve heard people claim that prejudice is dead, replaced in the modern era with acceptance and equality. I’ve heard it said that racism, bigotry, and body-shaming were a thing of the past. Call […]

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