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Zach Diamond Historical

Historical Bang Bus: A Natural Selection

May 23, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Chaz glanced out the window of the bus as it slowly crept down the street. None of the people were right, they were all too stained. He wanted someone innocent, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story, NSFW
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The Falafel Life Chooses Chris

March 21, 2014by Zach 3 Comments

Chris shoved his hand into his pants pocket and pulled out his phone. He frantically flipped it open and began scrolling through his contacts, his other hand gripped firmly around […]

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Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Short Story

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