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A Bath with Bourbon

July 14, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

A smile escapes from her lips, slithering across her face like a red bourbon river. Her hands quiver with the excruciating pleasure of “I shouldn’t do this,” leaving behind his pleading whispers of “please don’t […]

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Stage One, IV.

July 13, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

They say the dead can’t walk, but I’m watching you move right now. I’m watching as the bump on your head spreads from your frontal lobe, down your spinal cord, […]

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