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Jesus Suffers a Bit of Stage Fright

June 10, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

“Hey, Jesus, how about some wine?” “Huh?” Jesus said, turning around. He softly brushed his long, brown hair out of his eyes with his left hand, careful to keep the […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Interrogation Zach Diamond

The Pun Outlaw: Crime and Punishment

June 5, 2014by Zach 3 Comments

“Sir, I was looking for you,” Howard said, staring at the back of the chief’s neck. “We got him.” He turned around slowly, eyes staring down at a manila folder […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
I'm Not Very Good At This Zach Diamond

I’m Not Very Good At This: Chapter 1

June 3, 2014by Zach 9 Comments

(This is the first chapter to a novel-length story I’m working on. Title is very tentative, as is this chapter. And I need to make a real picture, rather than some random […]

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Comedy, Fiction, I'm Not Very Good At This, Longer Story

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