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A Simple Request from a Dying Man Who Really Hasn’t Asked for Much

March 8, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

I don’t ask for much. I really don’t. Yes, I once requested that a live, man-sized catfish be caught and butchered for my pleasure whilst seated in a land-locked vegan […]

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