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An Excerpt from a Romance Novel Written by a Homeschooled Feminist

May 2, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Steven leaned naked against the frame of the open bathroom door, his gleaming member dangling like the tail of a dog that knew it’d done something wrong. She stared at […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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The Mysterious, Pink “Kill Yourself” in the Night

April 30, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

Chuck stared at the sign on the building, the words “Kill Yourself” back-lit atop pink, glittery letters. He hadn’t seen the color pink in decades—or any color, for that matter. […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

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