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There’s Something Behind the Glass

March 17, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Today I would like to write a brief, but slightly more unique, review of Diabolic Game’s latest release, Behind the Glass. Right off the bat, I have to say that […]

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Fiction, Horror, Short Story
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Chuck Buys a TV on Craigslist and Becomes Bread

March 14, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

“Hey,” Chuck said, glancing back at the flooded street behind him. They were having very peculiar weather that day, the asphalt now concealed in a thick stream of near knee-high […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Luck Zach Diamond

The Flawless, Perfect Burden of the Luckiest Man Alive

May 13, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Chuck slid off the side of his bed so that his feet rested against the floor, then lowered his head into his upturned palms. It was another Saturday, another meaningless […]

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Chuck Tales, Depressing, Fiction, Short Story
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An Actual Letter from Former President Barack Obama to His Replacement

May 6, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Hey Dogg, It’s President Obama. Well, former-President Obama. What’s good? Don’t bother responding to that, this is an email and I won’t be able to hear what you said. I […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedy, Obama Adventures
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Under the Influence

April 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

He held the phone in his hand, weightless yet inconceivably heavy at the same time. He could feel it tremble against his skull, quivering as he crushed the receiver against […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Short Story
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Dave Learns the NBA Does Not Support the Throwing of Babies

April 16, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“No, you can’t do that anymore,” Andrew said, left hand on his hip, right pointer finger raised and shaking back and forth. He was the sassiest ginger kid Dave had […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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Casper, the Friend Zoned Ghost

April 4, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

It had been four weeks since she’d bought the house, four weeks since she last spoke to the Realtor, four weeks since she’d even stepped foot inside. It had taken […]

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Fiction, Horror, Longer Story

Henry Spends His Hard-Earned Cantaloupes

February 22, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: All Currency in the World is abolished. What are the Consequences?// Henry stood at the counter and fumbled around in his jean pockets. He’d recently replaced them with large, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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Chuck Grylls: Sassy Survivalist

February 19, 2014by Zach 6 Comments

Chuck knelt down, eyes fixed forward. The forest ahead was incredibly thick, allowing him vision of no more than a few feet, let alone the few miles he assumed he […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story
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The Ramsgard-Shank Redemption

February 16, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: A prisoner of war somehow escapes a maximum security camp.// Ramsgard. The moment he saw the name three years ago, Larry knew his life had ended. There was no […]

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Depressing, Longer Story

Howard, American Hero vs. Illegal Aliens

February 4, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Aliens threaten the Earth with apocalypse unless one person is surrendered. Write from that guy’s perspective. Howard stood still and looked up at the sky. It was dark out, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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Chuck Gets a Promotion at his Desk Job in Hell

January 30, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Writing Prompt: You’ve spent an eternity in Hell, and now you’re getting a promotion.  Chuck stared at the hands of his watch. He’d been wearing an analog watch for millennia at this […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

Dave Breaks the Fourth Wall

January 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Break the Fourth Wall Dave walked into the kitchen, allowing the door to slam behind him with a tremendous crash. He whipped his hair back, bracelets jingling with […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Prometheus Goes to the Market

January 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Two powerful warriors (soldiers, supers, etc.), sworn to fight to the death, keep finding increasingly ridiculous excuses not to do so just yet. Prometheus tapped his toe impatiently as […]

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Comedy, Short Story

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