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A Shelter from Sanctuary

April 1, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“You’re going to sit over here with Julie and watch.” “Yes, sir,” Fred said, slowly lowering himself onto the maroon-stained seat beside him, a hooded man grabbing at his wrists. […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

The Flippers and Fur of Beauty Incarnate

March 19, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

The moment I saw her was the moment I knew my life would never be the same. The way her hair gently bounced with each step; the way her eyes […]

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