I’m Not Very Good At This: Chapter 2
This is the second chapter of a novel-length story I am working on. I’ve barely edited it once and is therefore incredibly rough. Chapter 1, which is even rougher, is here. […]
Monthly Archives: September 2014
A Brief History on Why The Industrial Revolution Sucked, Featuring Michael Bay
There have been several time periods throughout history, upwards of fifty I’ve heard, but the industrial revolution was, without a doubt, the crappiest. I’m not going to pretend I’m some […]
Obama Adventures: Obama Grows a Convincing Beard
“You like it, right?” Obama said, winking at Putin as un-sexually as possible. He didn’t want Putin to think he was coming on to him, especially considering they were meeting in […]
President Chuck Learns America’s Greatest Secret
Chuck lifted his hand to his chin and softly scratched at his beard. He still wasn’t entirely used to having one, but his political adviser assured him it was “great […]
Vegetable Folk Declare War on Vegetarians
Carrot turned and stared at the monitor. A tall, brunette human with a massive head smiled back from behind the screen, a bowl of his cousin diced up just beneath […]
Chuck Goes on a Particularly Bad Date
“That was just an appetizer, wait for the main dish!” said the old man, his eyes wide as he proceeded to manually dislocate his own jaw. Chuck stared at the […]
Undercover Chuck and the Chocolate Factory
Chuck stared at the massive box of individually packaged candy on the table next to him. He’d been undercover for almost six months now, countless hours spent in the factory, […]
The Embarrassingly Accidental Death of The People’s Champion
I stood by the door, my knuckle hovering inches away. “Yeah, just wait. Just wait until he comes up third staircase, though, that’s when it gets good. I spent weeks […]
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