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Zach Diamond Shelter

A Shelter from Sanctuary

April 1, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“You’re going to sit over here with Julie and watch.” “Yes, sir,” Fred said, slowly lowering himself onto the maroon-stained seat beside him, a hooded man grabbing at his wrists. […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

Gladiators and Dragons: Oh Crap, Whoops.

March 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Leor paused, his sword raised over his head. Sweat-soaked hair dipped slightly into his vision, inadvertently blocking the blinding glare of the sun. The gladiator lay flat on the ground, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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An Inefficnent Debate Amongst Gods, Titans, Deities, and a Black Guy

March 25, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Zeus rose to his feet, his robe catching the edge of his chair slightly as he stood. “I will not stand for this,” he shouted, then paused. “Figuratively.” “Just give […]

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Comedy, Short Story
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The Falafel Life Chooses Chris

March 21, 2014by Zach 3 Comments

Chris shoved his hand into his pants pocket and pulled out his phone. He frantically flipped it open and began scrolling through his contacts, his other hand gripped firmly around […]

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Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Short Story

Mark “Bruce ‘Die Hard’ Willis” Smokes His First Cigarette

March 11, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Mark unzipped his neon green fanny pack and plunged his hand into its depths, frayed edges tickling the wrinkles on his hand as he descended. He fumbled around within, moving […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Henry Spends His Hard-Earned Cantaloupes

February 22, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: All Currency in the World is abolished. What are the Consequences?// Henry stood at the counter and fumbled around in his jean pockets. He’d recently replaced them with large, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

A Humerus Discovery in Space

February 12, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

[WP] A group of Astronauts make a shocking, yet somehow humorous discovery.// “Robert, seriously. You’re a god damn astronaut. You need to learn to spell a little bit better,” radioed Huston. […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Howard, American Hero vs. Illegal Aliens

February 4, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Aliens threaten the Earth with apocalypse unless one person is surrendered. Write from that guy’s perspective. Howard stood still and looked up at the sky. It was dark out, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Zach Diamond - Chuck's Promotion

Chuck Gets a Promotion at his Desk Job in Hell

January 30, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Writing Prompt: You’ve spent an eternity in Hell, and now you’re getting a promotion.  Chuck stared at the hands of his watch. He’d been wearing an analog watch for millennia at this […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

Dave Breaks the Fourth Wall

January 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Break the Fourth Wall Dave walked into the kitchen, allowing the door to slam behind him with a tremendous crash. He whipped his hair back, bracelets jingling with […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Prometheus Goes to the Market

January 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Two powerful warriors (soldiers, supers, etc.), sworn to fight to the death, keep finding increasingly ridiculous excuses not to do so just yet. Prometheus tapped his toe impatiently as […]

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Comedy, Short Story

A very old story about bears.

November 21, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

It was a cold night. The coldest night ever. Lotox wasn’t a fan of the cold, it always made him tired. Perhaps it was the copious amounts of sleeping pills […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

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