Words. On the Internet.

And perhaps some punctuation?

Main Menu

Skip to content
  • About

Tag Archives: chainsaw

Look at my shirt. It’s awesome.

January 19, 2010by Zach 1 Comment

Look at my shirt. It’s awesome. It’s absolutely incredible. Do you know why it’s incredible? Well, do you? Of course you do. It’s because it has a picture of a […]

Read Article →
"Non-fiction", Comedic Essay

Post navigation

All Posts

Yesterday’s Most Read

  • Morpheus Accidentally Offers Neo Too Many Pills
    Morpheus Accidentally Offers Neo Too Many Pills
  • Chuck Accidentally Kills Himself and Goes to Hell
    Chuck Accidentally Kills Himself and Goes to Hell
  • Chuck Accidentally Decapitates a Man at the Bank
    Chuck Accidentally Decapitates a Man at the Bank
  • OSHA Shuts Down the Kerbal Space Program Following Safety Violations
    OSHA Shuts Down the Kerbal Space Program Following Safety Violations
  • Dora the Explorer Confronts the Mexican Cartel
    Dora the Explorer Confronts the Mexican Cartel
  • 50 Hues of Silver: Chapter 7
    50 Hues of Silver: Chapter 7
  • Mark Applies to Become the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
    Mark Applies to Become the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
  • Chuck Grylls: Sassy Survivalist
    Chuck Grylls: Sassy Survivalist
  • Dave Has An Awkward Conversation With His Eighteen-Year-Old Daughter
    Dave Has An Awkward Conversation With His Eighteen-Year-Old Daughter
  • Howard Requests a Trial by Combat for a Speeding Ticket
    Howard Requests a Trial by Combat for a Speeding Ticket

Posts by Genre

  • "Children's" Story (2)
  • "Non-fiction" (18)
  • Chuck Tales (45)
  • Comedic Essay (15)
  • Comedy (119)
  • Depressing (13)
  • Fiction (116)
  • Horror (12)
  • I'm Not Very Good At This (2)
  • Longer Story (19)
  • NSFW (1)
  • Obama Adventures (6)
  • Poetry (11)
  • Short Story (92)
  • Swole Acceptance (2)
  • Uncategorized (5)

Click below to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email.
(My mother assures me that subscribing was the fourth best thing she's done this week.)

Join 608 other subscribers

Well, what is this?

This is Words on the Internet, the only website recognized by both Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton as "good, old-fashioned family fun that won't spoil if left out of the refrigerator for too long." Although neither person has ever actually been quoted as saying that, nor does it make any sense, I can assure you that they probably would say exactly that given the opportunity. Maybe.

Every Tuesday and Friday, I write and post a short comedic story here. Sometimes they may even be funny. Whatever the case, I welcome you to subscribe, read, and comment as you’d like.

Please note: Nothing written on this website is to be taken seriously. Except that. And this. Not this, though.

Congrats, you're visitor number:

  • 94,701 (You don't win anything.)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 608 other subscribers

Hello.

Oh, hey. I didn’t see you there.

Follow Words. On the Internet. on WordPress.com
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Words. On the Internet.
    • Join 608 other subscribers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Words. On the Internet.
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar