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OSHA Shuts Down the Kerbal Space Program Following Safety Violations

March 6, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Hello, my name is Dave, a representative from the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. I’m sure you’re wondering why I called all of you here, which only further infuriates me. […]

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