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Chuck Grylls: Office Survivalist and Potential Murderer

April 23, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Chuck pulled at the tie around his neck, the loop tightening under his chin, his eyes staring into the hazy, rectangular mirror above the sink. He looked good, rather more […]

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