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An Actual Letter from Former President Barack Obama to His Replacement

May 6, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Hey Dogg, It’s President Obama. Well, former-President Obama. What’s good? Don’t bother responding to that, this is an email and I won’t be able to hear what you said. I […]

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