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Russia Accidentally Catches on Fire

May 9, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“Hey Dave,” Chuck said, left hand resting against the window as his right hand grasped the bar below it to stabilize himself. “Yeah?” “Remind me, was Russia always on fire?” […]

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