Dave Unintentionally Eats a Former Coworker
Dave sighed, or at least attempted to sigh. In his mind, that was exactly what he’d done: exhaled heavily, air forcing out of his mouth while his body hunched over […]
Monthly Archives: February 2015
Woody Finally Speaks to a Dying Andy
Woody took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. He’d been imagining this moment for the past eighty years, dreading the day he hoped would never come. Of course he knew […]
Chuck Meets Mr. Right, Prince Charming, and a Knight in Shining Armor
“Hi,” the man at Chuck’s door said, closing his eyes as he slowly shook his head, his long, blonde hair flicking out across his face and landing behind his ear. […]
The Seven Habits of Highly Infected People
So you’ve gotten yourself a highly infectious, and potentially deadly, disease. Fantastic! That means you’re well on your way to living a life of luxury, celebrity, and quarantine, right? Not […]
Kanye West Proves He’s the Most Humble Man in the World
“Hey honey,” Kanye said with a smile, adjusting the golden suit jacket he was wearing. He’d picked it up from Goodwill the day prior, at the request of his daughter. […]
Carl Finds Himself Surrounded by More Charred Bodies Than Usual
Carl stared down at the dusty clipboard in his boney hands, quickly running his pale, ivory finger down the page. There were a lot more names than usual, at least […]
Kim Jong-un Competes in the 2016 Summer Olympics
“Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the 2016 Equestrian Show-Jumping Olympic finals. My name is Steve West and, as always, I am joined by my co-host Jim Wilson.” “Hello everybody, excited […]
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