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Monthly Archives: February 2015

Zombie Dave

Dave Unintentionally Eats a Former Coworker

February 27, 2015by Zach 3 Comments

Dave sighed, or at least attempted to sigh. In his mind, that was exactly what he’d done: exhaled heavily, air forcing out of his mouth while his body hunched over […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Horror, Short Story
Woody Zach Diamond

Woody Finally Speaks to a Dying Andy

February 24, 2015by Zach 3 Comments

Woody took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. He’d been imagining this moment for the past eighty years, dreading the day he hoped would never come. Of course he knew […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Short Story

Chuck Meets Mr. Right, Prince Charming, and a Knight in Shining Armor

February 20, 2015by Zach 3 Comments

“Hi,” the man at Chuck’s door said, closing his eyes as he slowly shook his head, his long, blonde hair flicking out across his face and landing behind his ear. […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Infectious Zach Diamond

The Seven Habits of Highly Infected People

February 13, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

So you’ve gotten yourself a highly infectious, and potentially deadly, disease. Fantastic! That means you’re well on your way to living a life of luxury, celebrity, and quarantine, right? Not […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedic Essay
Zach Diamond Kanye West

Kanye West Proves He’s the Most Humble Man in the World

February 11, 2015by Zach 2 Comments

“Hey honey,” Kanye said with a smile, adjusting the golden suit jacket he was wearing. He’d picked it up from Goodwill the day prior, at the request of his daughter. […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Zach Diamond Skeleton

Carl Finds Himself Surrounded by More Charred Bodies Than Usual

February 6, 2015by Zach Leave a comment

Carl stared down at the dusty clipboard in his boney hands, quickly running his pale, ivory finger down the page. There were a lot more names than usual, at least […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Kim Jong-un Competes in the 2016 Summer Olympics

February 3, 2015by Zach 3 Comments

“Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the 2016 Equestrian Show-Jumping Olympic finals. My name is Steve West and, as always, I am joined by my co-host Jim Wilson.” “Hello everybody, excited […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

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