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A Humerus Discovery in Space

February 12, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

[WP] A group of Astronauts make a shocking, yet somehow humorous discovery.// “Robert, seriously. You’re a god damn astronaut. You need to learn to spell a little bit better,” radioed Huston. […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Howard, American Hero vs. Illegal Aliens

February 4, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Aliens threaten the Earth with apocalypse unless one person is surrendered. Write from that guy’s perspective. Howard stood still and looked up at the sky. It was dark out, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Zach Diamond - Chuck's Promotion

Chuck Gets a Promotion at his Desk Job in Hell

January 30, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Writing Prompt: You’ve spent an eternity in Hell, and now you’re getting a promotion.  Chuck stared at the hands of his watch. He’d been wearing an analog watch for millennia at this […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

Dave Breaks the Fourth Wall

January 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Break the Fourth Wall Dave walked into the kitchen, allowing the door to slam behind him with a tremendous crash. He whipped his hair back, bracelets jingling with […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Prometheus Goes to the Market

January 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: Two powerful warriors (soldiers, supers, etc.), sworn to fight to the death, keep finding increasingly ridiculous excuses not to do so just yet. Prometheus tapped his toe impatiently as […]

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Comedy, Short Story
Bland - Zach Diamond

The Great Bland

November 15, 2013by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt Given: “Write about 500 years worth of history in a real or made up country/region/planet/whatever” The Great Bland (1300-1899) Taking a break from the riveting, violent history of […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedic Essay, Comedy
Chicken

50 Hues of Silver: Chapter 8

July 25, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

Mona woke with a startle, blinking as her eyes slowly began to focus. She stared up at her ceiling and watched as the wooden fan spun, gently tussling her sweat-soaked […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story

50 Hues of Silver: Chapter 7

July 23, 2012by Zach 5 Comments

Mona Vee sighed and glanced at the floor, contemplating what was quickly becoming her future. Of course she saw Edwardo Peen in it, but the way he treated her left […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story
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A Bath with Bourbon

July 14, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

A smile escapes from her lips, slithering across her face like a red bourbon river. Her hands quiver with the excruciating pleasure of “I shouldn’t do this,” leaving behind his pleading whispers of “please don’t […]

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Depressing, Poetry
Zach Diamond, Bullet in Glass

Stage One, IV.

July 13, 2012by Zach Leave a comment

They say the dead can’t walk, but I’m watching you move right now. I’m watching as the bump on your head spreads from your frontal lobe, down your spinal cord, […]

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Depressing, Poetry

A very old story about bears.

November 21, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

It was a cold night. The coldest night ever. Lotox wasn’t a fan of the cold, it always made him tired. Perhaps it was the copious amounts of sleeping pills […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

The first thing I ever wrote for my first fiction class.

July 22, 2011by Zach 1 Comment

I wrote this a few years ago. It was an assignment that asked for a dialogue between two people, with nothing more than “he said, she said” for tags. Ignoring […]

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Fiction
Zach Diamond, 2010 Mustang GT, 11024, Great Neck

I almost had an accident today.

April 13, 2011by Zach 1 Comment

Let me tell you guys something: I am a top-notch driver. I’m right up there with the driving legends: Dale Earnhard, Ayrton Senna, Jacques Villeneuve, and myself. Really, when I’m on […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedy
APC

3:25 AM

April 2, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

(Warning: Surrealism ahead.) It’s 3:24 AM and the sun has long since set. I’m tired and I want to go to sleep, but there’s a riot outside. People are throwing […]

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Depressing, Poetry
Clementine

Clementine

March 4, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

I had an orange yesterday—or at least I think it was an orange. When I peeled it, it was green, which isn’t orange, but I still think it was an […]

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Depressing, Poetry
Apple Juice Alcohol

I may well be an alcoholic. *Revised version has been published

February 14, 2011by Zach Leave a comment

Poetic, edited version: I may well be an alcoholic. How do you know if you’re an alcoholic? Do your friends tell you? Do you stop having friends? Do you just […]

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Comedy, Poetry

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