A Humerus Discovery in Space
[WP] A group of Astronauts make a shocking, yet somehow humorous discovery.// “Robert, seriously. You’re a god damn astronaut. You need to learn to spell a little bit better,” radioed Huston. […]
[WP] A group of Astronauts make a shocking, yet somehow humorous discovery.// “Robert, seriously. You’re a god damn astronaut. You need to learn to spell a little bit better,” radioed Huston. […]
Writing Prompt: Aliens threaten the Earth with apocalypse unless one person is surrendered. Write from that guy’s perspective. Howard stood still and looked up at the sky. It was dark out, […]
Writing Prompt: You’ve spent an eternity in Hell, and now you’re getting a promotion. Chuck stared at the hands of his watch. He’d been wearing an analog watch for millennia at this […]
Writing Prompt: Break the Fourth Wall Dave walked into the kitchen, allowing the door to slam behind him with a tremendous crash. He whipped his hair back, bracelets jingling with […]
Writing Prompt: Two powerful warriors (soldiers, supers, etc.), sworn to fight to the death, keep finding increasingly ridiculous excuses not to do so just yet. Prometheus tapped his toe impatiently as […]
Writing Prompt Given: “Write about 500 years worth of history in a real or made up country/region/planet/whatever” The Great Bland (1300-1899) Taking a break from the riveting, violent history of […]
Mona woke with a startle, blinking as her eyes slowly began to focus. She stared up at her ceiling and watched as the wooden fan spun, gently tussling her sweat-soaked […]
Mona Vee sighed and glanced at the floor, contemplating what was quickly becoming her future. Of course she saw Edwardo Peen in it, but the way he treated her left […]
A smile escapes from her lips, slithering across her face like a red bourbon river. Her hands quiver with the excruciating pleasure of “I shouldn’t do this,” leaving behind his pleading whispers of “please don’t […]
They say the dead can’t walk, but I’m watching you move right now. I’m watching as the bump on your head spreads from your frontal lobe, down your spinal cord, […]
It was a cold night. The coldest night ever. Lotox wasn’t a fan of the cold, it always made him tired. Perhaps it was the copious amounts of sleeping pills […]
I wrote this a few years ago. It was an assignment that asked for a dialogue between two people, with nothing more than “he said, she said” for tags. Ignoring […]
Let me tell you guys something: I am a top-notch driver. I’m right up there with the driving legends: Dale Earnhard, Ayrton Senna, Jacques Villeneuve, and myself. Really, when I’m on […]
(Warning: Surrealism ahead.) It’s 3:24 AM and the sun has long since set. I’m tired and I want to go to sleep, but there’s a riot outside. People are throwing […]
I had an orange yesterday—or at least I think it was an orange. When I peeled it, it was green, which isn’t orange, but I still think it was an […]
Poetic, edited version: I may well be an alcoholic. How do you know if you’re an alcoholic? Do your friends tell you? Do you stop having friends? Do you just […]