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Sarah Unintentionally Stabs Herself Multiple Times Over Several Minutes

July 7, 2017by Zach 2 Comments

She sat in the Starbucks cafe, sipping her coffee and staring out of the window. The blood stained knife lay next to her handbag, covered with her blue silk scarf. […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Uncategorized
Obama Letter Zach Diamond

An Actual Letter from Former President Barack Obama to His Replacement

May 6, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Hey Dogg, It’s President Obama. Well, former-President Obama. What’s good? Don’t bother responding to that, this is an email and I won’t be able to hear what you said. I […]

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"Non-fiction", Comedy, Obama Adventures
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The Mysterious, Pink “Kill Yourself” in the Night

April 30, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

Chuck stared at the sign on the building, the words “Kill Yourself” back-lit atop pink, glittery letters. He hadn’t seen the color pink in decades—or any color, for that matter. […]

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Chuck Tales, Comedy, Fiction, Short Story

Medically Induced Swole Shame [TRIGGER WARNING]

April 18, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

I was swole shamed by a doctor this week, mocked and humiliated by him in front of my peers, simply because of his hatred for mid-bulk, able-bodied people like myself. […]

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Comedy, Swole Acceptance
Basketball Zach Diamond

Dave Learns the NBA Does Not Support the Throwing of Babies

April 16, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“No, you can’t do that anymore,” Andrew said, left hand on his hip, right pointer finger raised and shaking back and forth. He was the sassiest ginger kid Dave had […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
Zach Diamond Shelter

A Shelter from Sanctuary

April 1, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

“You’re going to sit over here with Julie and watch.” “Yes, sir,” Fred said, slowly lowering himself onto the maroon-stained seat beside him, a hooded man grabbing at his wrists. […]

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Depressing, Fiction, Horror, Short Story

Gladiators and Dragons: Oh Crap, Whoops.

March 28, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Leor paused, his sword raised over his head. Sweat-soaked hair dipped slightly into his vision, inadvertently blocking the blinding glare of the sun. The gladiator lay flat on the ground, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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An Inefficnent Debate Amongst Gods, Titans, Deities, and a Black Guy

March 25, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Zeus rose to his feet, his robe catching the edge of his chair slightly as he stood. “I will not stand for this,” he shouted, then paused. “Figuratively.” “Just give […]

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Comedy, Short Story
Falafel Life Zach Diamond

The Falafel Life Chooses Chris

March 21, 2014by Zach 3 Comments

Chris shoved his hand into his pants pocket and pulled out his phone. He frantically flipped it open and began scrolling through his contacts, his other hand gripped firmly around […]

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Comedy, Depressing, Fiction, Short Story

The Flippers and Fur of Beauty Incarnate

March 19, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

The moment I saw her was the moment I knew my life would never be the same. The way her hair gently bounced with each step; the way her eyes […]

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Comedic Essay
Simple Request Zach Diamond

A Simple Request from a Dying Man Who Really Hasn’t Asked for Much

March 8, 2014by Zach 1 Comment

I don’t ask for much. I really don’t. Yes, I once requested that a live, man-sized catfish be caught and butchered for my pleasure whilst seated in a land-locked vegan […]

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Comedic Essay, Horror
Clare Flirts Zach Diamond

Claire Flirts Dangerously and Learns Hieroglyphics at the Bank

February 28, 2014by Zach 4 Comments

Claire held her palms out in front of her and stared down at her nails. The cheesecake yellow paint was already beginning to peel off around her cuticles, despite having […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story
Orthodox Ducks Zach Diamond

David Introduces His Orthodox Mother to His Mallard-Lover

February 24, 2014by Zach 2 Comments

Writing Prompt: A man (or woman) falls hopelessly in love with a duck, but his/her family refuses to accept their romance. //  David stared down at the table. It had […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Longer Story

Henry Spends His Hard-Earned Cantaloupes

February 22, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: All Currency in the World is abolished. What are the Consequences?// Henry stood at the counter and fumbled around in his jean pockets. He’d recently replaced them with large, […]

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Comedy, Fiction, Short Story
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The Ramsgard-Shank Redemption

February 16, 2014by Zach Leave a comment

Writing Prompt: A prisoner of war somehow escapes a maximum security camp.// Ramsgard. The moment he saw the name three years ago, Larry knew his life had ended. There was no […]

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Depressing, Longer Story

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